Paper Lovers T-Shirts

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Bring out yer books!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

International House of Paperwork

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Mummy Toilet Roll.