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Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Don Quixote

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe