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K9 Litterati.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

K9 Literati

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

A man and his dog both reading.

K9 Literati.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

Who Let the Dawg In?

'Cat Lit. You?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Litteratti K9s.

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Cat with Crown.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Dog Bookends

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Fleas Navidad.

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"Scents and scentsibility"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"You taught me how to sit, roll over and fetch, Roger. In appreciation, I'd like to share with you a few things I've learned about hedge fund management!"

Village Pet Shop.