Literary Hound Mugs

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

'He likes to power nap.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Distractions Of The Great

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Oh, this old thing?"