Paper Predator Gifts

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

The Cartoonist's armoury

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Fluctating Graph.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

Bureaucracy.

In too deep

"You didn't tip the paper boy."

Writer and ink

'Any other suggestions on how we can increase circulation besides a swimsuit edition?'

'Latest News'

'Why can't I teach you to get my paper??' 'Becase that paper doesn't carry this comic strip!'

"I guess this is me."

"We ned to do something about excessive admin...I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Things you seldom see: "She's absolutely right, these targets are complete nonsense. "I'll go and get the shredder."

If you're concerned about the amount of paperwork you have to do then fill out a C-435d complaints about paperwork form and I'll have a look at it!

"It's the paperwork you need to complete to prove that you're committing your time to focusing on your client's needs."

The only guy left who's not online.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

'Well we did look at some of the latest data management systems and thought about networking them across a selection of media platforms...'