Paper Chasers Gifts

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Breakthrough

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Now how did she know?"

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

Fluctating Graph.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Cosmic Ray

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

'Here it comes.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

In too deep

'Why can't I teach you to get my paper??' 'Becase that paper doesn't carry this comic strip!'

'Latest News'

Warrants.