Promo Chasers Gifts

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Let's Celebrate

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Breakthrough

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Gloat

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Letter writing lady.

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Counting my Bonus...

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

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