Roll Chaser Gifts

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Breakthrough

The New Normal

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Man chasing money

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Destiny is all...

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Get a life

Man chasing a dollar off a cliff