Smoke Chaser Gifts

The good fireman, bad fireman routine.

The New Normal

Faster, Georges, faster!

WiFi Signals

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Man on motorbike.

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Born to be Wild

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

"You must cut down on your smoking."

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Nutty Scientist

Cross Channel Leap

The British Society of Campanology...

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

'Okay Bob, but this is the last time. . . Honestly, if that stick is so important to you, you're going to have to learn to take better care of it.'