Smoke Chaser Mugs

The good fireman, bad fireman routine.

The New Normal

Faster, Georges, faster!

WiFi Signals

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Man on motorbike.

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

Born to be Wild

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

The British Society of Campanology...

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Nutty Scientist

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Cross Channel Leap

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'