Flame Chaser Gifts

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'She's hot!'

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Surfing koala.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

The New Normal

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Letter writing lady.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Hollywood or bust!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Tango

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."