Flame Chaser Pillows

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

The New Normal

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Letter writing lady.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Hollywood or bust!

Tango

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."