Flame Charmer Gifts

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Distracting the fish.'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"Ding" "Dong"

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

Football Chameleon

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

Seven Layers.

Motorbike

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'She's hot!'

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.