Cat Charmer Gifts

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Cat Reunion

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Snake Eyes

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"I hate it..."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'