Canine Charmers Gifts

"He's a little shy around people."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

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'May I have the key to your heart?'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Wait. Let it breathe."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

Chicken singing romantic songs

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'For a girl, it's depressing when she don't need to buy shoes.'