Puppy Charmer Gifts

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Dogs can dream too.

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Dog Chow Mein

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.