Puppy Charmer Pillows

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

You're the olive in my martini

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Dogs can dream too.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

Dog Chow Mein

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.