Fish Charmer Pillows

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

You're the olive in my martini

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Photobooth Photobomb

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Snake Eyes

'May I have the key to your heart?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Ding" "Dong"

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'