Fish Charmer T-Shirts

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Snake Eyes

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Ding" "Dong"

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'