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'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Chef trying to coax a chicken into a pan.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

'Can he come out and play?'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Ding" "Dong"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Stonehens

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

The Perfect Garden.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

"It Works For Us."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Meet the layer.

"... and they never write or visit!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'