Canine Charmer T-Shirts

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'The Stepford Dogs'

'Oh great, he's wagging his tail... I can't do this.'

Sit! Stay!

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

You're the olive in my martini

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake Eyes

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"Ding" "Dong"

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'