Chicken Charmer Gifts

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Chef trying to coax a chicken into a pan.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Can he come out and play?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Stonehens

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

The Perfect Garden.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Meet the layer.

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

"It Works For Us."

Chick in noodle soup.

"... and they never write or visit!"