Chicken Chatterer Gifts

"You wouldn't understand,...it's a poultry thing."

'Tastes like tuna.'

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'This corn tastes funny. I heard they're leaving out the antibiotics.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Egg!

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!