Chicken Chatter Gifts

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Oh boy, I ate too much! I need to find a few pebbles to ingest..."

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.

larson you're a genius

"You turned all night long!"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Superstock'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

Egg!

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Large Very Fresh Eggs