Chicken Chuckles Gifts

Chicken chaps

Chicken Holding a Balloon with One Written on it

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

Way too much anthropomorphising

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

'For him, all food is fast food.'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I cross therefore I am."

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'

"Come on, Vinny! We already know you crossed the road. What we want to know is, why?"

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

"I keep getting into a flap."

"Why do we do the 'person dance' at every @#!* wedding?"

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"You turned all night long!"

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"So, why are you crossing the road?"

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"Oh boy, I ate too much! I need to find a few pebbles to ingest..."

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.

larson you're a genius

"Henrietta, go pluck yourself - you're on skins."

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

'It was the M25, Junction 14; your father crossed over to the other side. In more ways than one.'

"I travelled thousands of miles to ask the wisest chicken of all, and even YOU don't know why we crossed the road?!"