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"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

Way too much anthropomorphising

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

'For him, all food is fast food.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

A doctor without borders meets a free range chicken.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"I cross therefore I am."

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'

"Come on, Vinny! We already know you crossed the road. What we want to know is, why?"

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"So, why are you crossing the road?"

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

"Why do we do the 'person dance' at every @#!* wedding?"

"You turned all night long!"

Yoga - moooooooo.

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

larson you're a genius

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.

"Oh boy, I ate too much! I need to find a few pebbles to ingest..."

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

"Henrietta, go pluck yourself - you're on skins."