Chicken Farmer Giggler Gifts

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Oh Hi!'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"What's the occasion?"

Tropical Cow Tank

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'Not the funky chicken?'

"I cross therefore I am."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

The Moo-Walk

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

Production in times of pandemic

"Every morning I find two or three of them like this. Can you tell me what's wrong?"

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

'Oh, I knew you'd come for me eventually...I just expected you to be bigger...and not a chicken!'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

They're short of staff!

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

Something happened to the cows...

"The farmer steals our eggs every day! Why can't you stop him and defend us? You're truly useless!"

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

'If it's col. Sanders, tell him I'm not here.'

"How can you tell whether it's a rooster or a hen?"

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

"Just my luck. . . I buy a chicken farm and the rooster turns gay!!"

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."