Chicken Farmer Giggler Pillows

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Oh Hi!'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"What's the occasion?"

Tropical Cow Tank

'Not the funky chicken?'

The Moo-Walk

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

"I cross therefore I am."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'Oh, I knew you'd come for me eventually...I just expected you to be bigger...and not a chicken!'

They're short of staff!

Production in times of pandemic

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

"Every morning I find two or three of them like this. Can you tell me what's wrong?"

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

Something happened to the cows...

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

"The farmer steals our eggs every day! Why can't you stop him and defend us? You're truly useless!"

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'It was the M25, Junction 14; your father crossed over to the other side. In more ways than one.'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

'If it's col. Sanders, tell him I'm not here.'

"Just my luck. . . I buy a chicken farm and the rooster turns gay!!"