Chicken Farmer Admirer Gifts

'Oh, I knew you'd come for me eventually...I just expected you to be bigger...and not a chicken!'

'The circle is complete!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The Rooster Comedian.

Raptures

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

A cow ventriloquist.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Haywatch