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'Oh, I knew you'd come for me eventually...I just expected you to be bigger...and not a chicken!'

'The circle is complete!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The Rooster Comedian.

Raptures

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Get on with it!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Haywatch

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A cow ventriloquist.

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

A bit of Newlyn.

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."