Chicken Owner T-Shirts

'She thinks of them as her children...'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Superstock'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'