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'She thinks of them as her children...'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Superstock'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Free Range Chickens