Urban Chicken Farmer T-Shirts

'Until we had our own chickens, we just felt like tacit supporters of the whole Military-Poultry-Complex thing.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

Gardening new year's plans

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

urban agriculture

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"What's the occasion?"

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls