Urban Chicken Farmer Gifts

'Until we had our own chickens, we just felt like tacit supporters of the whole Military-Poultry-Complex thing.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Gardening new year's plans

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

urban agriculture

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Step on it, Larry.'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"What's the occasion?"