Egg Farmer Gifts

'IVF Egg Donor Unit'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

The worm that churned!

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Step on it, Larry.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"