Egg Farmer Gifts

'IVF Egg Donor Unit'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

The worm that churned!

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'Step on it, Larry.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."