Urban Farming Gifts

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

ACME Mutton Co.

urban agriculture

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

Locovores

"I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when I tell them their meager side salads were grown right here in Brooklyn!"

What happens when we run out of space for agriculture.

Scarecrows.

'Until we had our own chickens, we just felt like tacit supporters of the whole Military-Poultry-Complex thing.'

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"Run, Roslyn! Your kale is out of control!"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Tia Carmen, chickens can't live on our kitchen shelves!"

City Cow growing grass in a window box.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Gardening new year's plans

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

You will always find a spot to garden

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Peeved? Certainly. Crabby? Without a doubt. Surly? Yes, but believe me, you're not a mad cow.'