Urban Farmer Hopeful Gifts

Gardening new year's plans

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Cow Pilot.

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

urban agriculture

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Biotechnology in agriculture

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Organic farm

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

Desk of an urban farm manager

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

ACME Mutton Co.

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.