Urban Farmer Hopeful T-Shirts

Gardening new year's plans

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Cow Pilot.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

urban agriculture

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Organic farm

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Desk of an urban farm manager

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

ACME Mutton Co.

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'