Urban Farmer T-Shirts

ACME Mutton Co.

"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

Farmers Bank is piggybank

Skyscrapers.

'Are you using pesticides?'

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

You can take the chicken out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the chicken.

"Tia Carmen, this city council just banned roosters from living in town."

"Baldo! The neighbor's moving! He wants to know if we want some of his things!"

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Gardening new year's plans

urban agriculture

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Organic farm

Desk of an urban farm manager

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

Organic Salad

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.