Urban Farm Manager T-Shirts

Desk of an urban farm manager

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Farmers' Warnings.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Gardening new year's plans

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

urban agriculture

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Hybrid animals.

Horse Clean-up

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

ACME Mutton Co.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Rural Cityscape

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"Guys, can you please stay still for a second so that I can do the Spring lamb-census?"

Dairy farmer looking for staff.

'Do the workers feel we are milking them for too many hours a week?'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'