Urban Farm Manager Prints

Desk of an urban farm manager

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Farmers' Warnings.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Gardening new year's plans

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

urban agriculture

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Hybrid animals.

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Horse Clean-up

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

ACME Mutton Co.

Middle Management Training.

"So I can eat better here at work."

Dairy farmer looking for staff.

Rural Cityscape

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Guys, can you please stay still for a second so that I can do the Spring lamb-census?"

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

'Do the workers feel we are milking them for too many hours a week?'

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."