Urban Agriculture T-Shirts

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Bubble Gum Farms.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

View to the Future

Support group for sheep.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

No Immediate Danger

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Raptures

'Oh Hi!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"