Urban Agriculture Mugs

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The Vineyard

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Support group for sheep.

View to the Future

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Oh Hi!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

No Immediate Danger

Raptures

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'