City Farming Enthusiast Mugs

What happens when we run out of space for agriculture.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Cow in love'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Where's my glove?'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

You must un-learn bowel control!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Cheesie Rider

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Fresh off the Farm.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"