Quirky Urban Farmer T-Shirts

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'Oh Hi!'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Gardening new year's plans

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

A Tongue Stud.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Tropical Cow Tank

Tractor Art

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

ACME Mutton Co.

The Moo-Walk

Free Range Chicken.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Ostrich Farm

Scarecrow Painting

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

Skyscrapers.

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

A suit of scarecrows

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

'Are you using pesticides?'

You can take the chicken out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the chicken.