Quirky Urban Farmer T-Shirts

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'Oh Hi!'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Gardening new year's plans

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

A Tongue Stud.

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Tractor Art

Tropical Cow Tank

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

ACME Mutton Co.

The Moo-Walk

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

Free Range Chicken.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Ostrich Farm

Scarecrow Painting

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Skyscrapers.

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

A suit of scarecrows

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'Are you using pesticides?'

You can take the chicken out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the chicken.