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'She's a bit on the rare side.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Country Bumpkin.

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

I've located your problem, luv!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

'Food fight!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"Start talking."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

GLOO!

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'