Quirky Farm Enthusiast Pillows

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'Food fight!'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

GLOO!

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'