Quirky Farm Lovers Pillows

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Free Range Chicken.

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

Milking the Cow.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Food fight!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Scrooge McCow

Furtive Milking

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

A solar powered cow.

Cow Pat Planning

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"