Poultry Farmer T-Shirts

'Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!'

'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I'm struggling to do my timesheet: Do you remember if I laid an egg on Tuesday?'

Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.

A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

American Heatwave: 'Hard-boiled again, Martha?'

"What's the occasion?"

'Well, yes, we are having you for dinner this evening, and, no, you don't have to bring wine!'

'...Cockle-doodle-doo! Not cockle-doodle-whatever.'

'I've struggle with weight problems since birth. I was a 'Jumbo' egg.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Can he come out and play?'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'I do my own thing.'

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

Chicken Nightmares

Wing-Wing! Chicken disturbed by phone.

'Look on the bright side Louise! At least you'll get rid of your migraine!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Man in down winter coat meets shivering plucked geese.

Cloning lab

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

'Will you stop! You're running around like a chicken with its head...'

" I'm trying to produce a brick layer."

One more reason why puns should be banned from the workplace.

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

'Small, medium or large?'

'It's just not right! We're girls, we need our own rooms!'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."