Chicken Caretaker Giggler Gifts

Food guide.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'It was this big. I swear'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Chick Billiard Ball

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"I'm training him to do chores."

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

"The sky is falling - I just heard it from a very reliable source!"

Oh, well, I guess it's better than having no groupies at all.

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'Well, I still say he looks nothing like me!'

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

Chicken chaps

'Did you have to bring your chicken?'

'I prefer broadsheets, and they're handy for lining the rabbit hutch.'

"He was very old and quite sick."

'I'm not pulling. He is.'