Chick Keeper With A Playful Twist Gifts

Chick Billiard Ball

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

'Well, you have people pox.'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Surprised cook.

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

Were we get deviled eggs...

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Did you have to bring your chicken?

"The sky is falling - I just heard it from a very reliable source!"

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

Battery Farms

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

A baby chick

'I think I've spotted you problem.'

Lay In Ambush

Easter Surprise

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

Chickens

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

Food guide.

"You think I was conned buying him as a pedigree then?"