Chick Keeper With A Playful Twist Gifts

Chick Billiard Ball

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Well, you have people pox.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

Surprised cook.

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

Did you have to bring your chicken?

Chick escapes from egg prison.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"The sky is falling - I just heard it from a very reliable source!"

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

Battery Farms

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

A baby chick

"You think I was conned buying him as a pedigree then?"

Food guide.

Lay In Ambush

'I think I've spotted you problem.'

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"How can you tell whether it's a rooster or a hen?"

Chickens

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

Easter Surprise